Prince Charles Selected to Be the Next James Bond

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Friday, 20 April 2007

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Prince Charles as the next James Bond

BCC - The United Artists group has had disaster after disaster trying to cast new James Bonds. In an effort to put an end to their distress, UA has picked Prince Charles to be the new James Bond.

"His royal charm and sophistication should add a more believable air to the part," said Barbara Broccoli, producer, "plus he's sure to draw a crowd at the box office."

"I've been considering doing the part for ages," said Prince Charles, "but I could never set aside the time to do it. Now that Camilla is with me to help ease the burden of everyday royal life, I believe I'll finally be able to do the part."

Shooting is scheduled to begin after the Blair/Bush wedding.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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