Bush Chooses Schwarzenegger as Best Man

Written by Cal Jennings

Saturday, 21 April 2007

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Cheney hangs head after hearing news about Arnold

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, Bush announced that he has chosen Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger over Vice President Dick Cheney to be best man at his much publicized pending wedding to Tony Blair.

Vice President Dick Cheney was saddened to hear the news.

"I really wanted to be best man at that wedding," said Cheney, "I though Georgie and I were best friends."

Vice President Cheney said that, still, he would attend the wedding. "I can't just abandon my buddy at a joyous time like this," he said. "I was just shocked that he didn't choose me to be his best man," remarked the Vice President.

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