Britney Spears Explains Shaved Head

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Sunday, 22 April 2007

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CCN - Hollywood - Today, in an interview, Britney Spears explained the real reason she shaved her head. Said Britney, "My idol is Sinéad O'Connor, and I hate the Pope too."

When the reporter asked, "Won't that reflect badly on your image," Britney replied, "Who cares about image when you have millions of dollars?"

Thousands of people were outraged by this statement. "She sounds worse than Don Imus," said Rev. Jackson.

President Bush, realizing that Britney was one of "his people" invited her to his wedding to Tony Blair."

Britney immediately called her agent to make plans for her to attend the Bush/Blair wedding where she is expected to be the flower girl.

The cast of Saturday Night Live responded by tearing up a picture of Britney on their show.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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