Arnold Chosen as Bush's Best Man

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Saturday, 21 April 2007

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Arnie smiles at Being Named Bush's Best Man

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - California - Arnold Schwarzenegger received the news that George Bush has selected him to be best man at the Bush/Blair wedding.

When asked for comment, Schwarzenegger replied, "I don't usually like to be at weddings of girly men, but since Bush is president, I accepted his offer. Besides, I was afraid he'd have me deported."

It is suspected that Arnie might have been the man comforting Laura Bush, but so far, no one has come forward with that information. Laura has, from time to time, commented on Schwarzenegger's phisique.

When asked what he would wear, Arnie commented, "President Bush asked me to come in my Mr. Universe outfit, but I don't know."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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