Bush Gets Wedding Jitters as Wedding to Blair Moves Forward

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Sunday, 22 April 2007

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Bush showing signs of wedding jitters

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - President George W. Bush was visibly showing signs of wedding jitters as the plans for his wedding to Prime Minister Tony Blair move forward.

"This ain't like my wedding to Laura," said Bush, "I really LOVE this man."

The White House staff has been busy with all the wedding details and Bush's S.S. has been going over the security details.

"It's going to be tough coordinating our security details with Blair's security details," said the chief S.S. agent John E. Wilkie. "Sir Richard B. Dearlove is one of the best, but I'm not sure he's ever handled a client like President Bush. They have to be sure all the paths are clear and be sure there are no sharp objects that Bush could hurt himself on... like pretzels."

The Surgeon General considered giving President Bush a Valium to calm his nerves, but he was afraid that there might be a reaction with the cocaine and alcohol the president consumes.

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