CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, the decision was made to replace President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney with fifth graders during President Bush's wedding, since both the President and the Vice President will be out of the country.
When asked what kind of job they thought they could do, one of them replied, "We thought being president was a hard job and took someone really smart, but after seeing President Bush on 'Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?' we realized we were TOTALLY wrong.
"If HE can do it, it should be a cinch for us. We DID have to assure the president that we would take good care of his rubber ducky since it refused to go to the wedding."
The other youngster was heard commenting, "What a dork."
