CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - Today, Sir Elton John was picked to play at the Blair/Bush wedding. Sir Elton was astonished, thinking that Bush didn't like gays.
"I always thought George Bush was opposed to gay marraige, but I guess that was just to uphold his image in the U.S. as the 'Christian President.' I'm honored to have the chance to perform at their wedding. Perhaps I can get Sir Paul McCartney to join me for the event."
Sir Elton John rushed to the studio to start work on the songs for the wedding. No word yet as to whether Sir Paul McCartney will join him or even if Sir Paul will attend the wedding. Stay tuned to The Spoof! for more details on the upcoming wedding event.
