Fucmebad, Pakistan, U.S. military officials were encouraged today when what sounds to be a coded cell phone message from Osama Bin Laden was intercepted. This would be the first recognizable proof of Bin Laden's where abouts since 2004 Secret com...
The worlds most wanted man, Al Qaeda mastermind Osama Bin Laden, has been receiving hiding tips from children's comic book favorite Where's Wally. It's reported that Bin Laden has ditched his long robes and beard in favor of a striped red and whit...
In breaking news, Presidential candidate Barack Obama has revealed that his identity is false and that he is really Osama Bin laden, the miscreant terrorist leader responsible for the devastating violence wrought on American soil on September 11 2001...
Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - The news of Osama Bin Laden's capture has been verified and Fox news aired an exclusive report on the subject just minutes ago. Osama's car has been confiscated and observers report that it had a four year old "W" bump...
Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - Word has reached the world via ham radio that Osama Bin Laden has been captured. Bin Laden was captured while he was operating a small liquor store in the Pachyderm Mountains just inside the border. The area is very r...
Washington - Retired CIA agent Richard Franko, who was undercover in Afghanistan for five years trailing Osama Bin Laden, has revealed his frustrations with tracking the world's most wanted criminal in his new book, I Think I Saw Osama. "To begin...
Presidential hopeful, Senator Barrack Hussein Obama has largely dodged the bullet concerning his association with early Al Qaeda operative, William Ayers. However, recent revelations concerning Obama, the Jew-hating, Muslim have called into question...
From his palatial estate occupying the western part of Pakistan and the Eastern provinces of Afghanistan Ossama bin Laden has declared victory over the Big Devil. Ossama claimed his two goals of bankrupting and down sizing the democracy previousl...
In a breakthrough moment of clarity Barack Obama has crystalized his plan to defeat Global Terrorism. In a 9/11 Forum on Fox News Obama revealed some details of his national security program. While President Bush saw the 9/11 assault on the Tw...
The Worlds most wanted man Osama Bin Laden was revealed as being behind the global credit crunch. Osama's tactic was to use many identities to get ridiculously huge mortgages across the planet then deliberatly defaulting. A bedsit in the east...
The Obama team has announced today that due to inside information from and old college pal in Pakistan, Obama and Biden will be ready on day one to follow Osama bin Laden to his cave hideaway. Details of Osama's exact location are being withheld...
Osama bin Laden, the world's most wanted man, was arrested yesterday 10 years after he was first indicted by the United States for conspiracy to commit Acts of Terrorism. The 51-year-old was wanted in connection with the August 7th 1998 bombing of...
Most corporate human resource professionals have learned to read between the lines. The Gitmo Terror Trials have produced some of the most non-committal and even blatantly neutral letters of wreck for Salim Hamdan, Osama Bin Laden's driver. 9-...
Barack Obama opened up a hornet's nest, dropped a bombshell, and every other cliche' you can think of when he announced his decision for his running mate in this fall's election. Filling out the ticket for the Democratic Party will be none other tha...
It turns out that Osama Bin Laden is really a cranky old southern Saudi Arabian lady and her chauffeur is not really that different from the genteel character Morgan Freeman played in the film of a similar title. The trial transcript seems to confirm this rather unexpected observation. When asked by the defense to reproduce a typical day driving Miss Osama, the court transcript showed the followin...
Only days after revelations of Radavan Karadzic's 13 years disguised as a hairy alternative health practitioner, another of the world's most wanted has come out of hiding to make a spectacular appearance at a Ladies Hair Salon in Hoxton, Nort...
Imagine if Jack Benny's man servant and chauffeur Rochester was on trial for his boss' bad jokes, sour violin playing and stinginess. Can't you just hear the hoarsed voiced faithful underling explaining to the court:" Mr Benny never...
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