Only days after revelations of Radavan Karadzic's 13 years disguised as a hairy alternative health practitioner, another of the world's most wanted has come out of hiding to make a spectacular appearance at a Ladies Hair Salon in Hoxton, North London.
According to onlookers, Osama Bin Laden arrived at the salon at around 4.30pm on Thursday afternoon, in an inebriated state and demanding that they shave off his hair. When staff refused, he grabbed the clippers and shaved his head himself, in full view of a gathering crowd of paparazzi at the window.
Close friends of the enigmatic leader fear that the incident was a deliberate cry for help. "We've been worried about his state of mind for some time. Well, being the world's most wanted man for nearly seven years is bound to take it's toll"
Following the incident, Bin Laden escaped by a back door and checked himself into top clinic, The Priory, which has boasted many celebrity inmates, including Kerry Katona.
