Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - Word has reached the world via ham radio that Osama Bin Laden has been captured. Bin Laden was captured while he was operating a small liquor store in the Pachyderm Mountains just inside the border.
The area is very remote and virtually unmapped even with today's advanced satellite technology.
The liquor store he was operating not only had alcoholic beverages, it also was selling pornographic magazines and rock and roll cd's.
Pakistani special forces were involved in the capture and there were American advisors rumored to be in the area of the special forces operations.
Officials from the Obama Presidential campaign have voiced concerns that those in power in Washington knew well ahead of this month where Osama was located and they risked letting him get away just to add ammo to their propaganda campaign in favor of John McCain right before the elections. There has been no word from the White House yet and Fox news has announced that they have a special report getting ready to be broadcast at any moment now.