Written by Jesus Budda

Sunday, 26 October 2008

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Can you find him?

The worlds most wanted man, Al Qaeda mastermind Osama Bin Laden, has been receiving hiding tips from children's comic book favorite Where's Wally.

It's reported that Bin Laden has ditched his long robes and beard in favor of a striped red and white sweater and matching wooly hat and scarf.

"He's become near impossible to spot", said one respected surveillance expert, "his camouflage is the best we've yet seen - or not seen as is the case."

To add to the confusion, Bin Laden has ditched the whole idea of hiding in mountain retreats and instead makes sure to stay close to barbershop poles, fun fairs, candy stores and large Where's Wally conventions.

"We almost had him earlier this month, " shrugged the expert, "but he hid behind a giant lollipop and ducked out a side entrance unnoticed.

"He's even adopted a little pet dog and dressed it in a matching red and white stripy costume".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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