In breaking news, Presidential candidate Barack Obama has revealed that his identity is false and that he is really Osama Bin laden, the miscreant terrorist leader responsible for the devastating violence wrought on American soil on September 11 2001.
He stated that Americans' blind trust in his "campaign" was laughable in the extreme and that now was the time to let every one know the whole truth.
"You Americans are so gullible and you have no real grasp of the possible ways a powerful man like me can hoodwink 200 million plus people. When will you wake up to the reality that is Al Queda, a unstoppable force for change in this world of infidels."
The incumbent President George W Bush was very angry and said he would like to string Bin laden up and put him on display in the Capitol building. "I'm going to do more to him than I wanted to do to Saddamm" he added.
Way to go Prez.