The Obama team has announced today that due to inside information from and old college pal in Pakistan, Obama and Biden will be ready on day one to follow Osama bin Laden to his cave hideaway.
Details of Osama's exact location are being withheld pending the inaugeration.
Obama's friend, a native of Karachi, has the inside track on all things terror and is able to track any movement of Osama and his people. He claims he is not interested in the $25 million dollar reward, but that he just wants to repay Obama for befriending him when he was a lonely student far from home.
