Bin Laden Captured

Saturday, 25 October 2008

Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - The news of Osama Bin Laden's capture has been verified and Fox news aired an exclusive report on the subject just minutes ago.

Osama's car has been confiscated and observers report that it had a four year old "W" bumper sticker on the rear of the vehicle.

The car he was driving was a Taliban Motor Works (TMW) make and the model was the 4-door sedan known as the "Insurgency 2008". The car was painted in desert camouflage colors and was outfitted with all-wheel drive and an extra sturdy suspension for travelling through rough terrain.

Inside the vehicle was Bin Laden's AK-47. There was anti-infidel literature in boxes inside the vehicle. Bin Ladin was wearing a golf shirt with the famous AK-47 logo or icon above the pocket.

Photographs of the vehicle are already being sold on Ebay and there are rumors that his shirt will be cut up and auctioned off also.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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