Osama's Rochester On Trial!

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 24 July 2008

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Where to? Mista Osama?

Imagine if Jack Benny's man servant and chauffeur Rochester was on trial for his boss' bad jokes, sour violin playing and stinginess. Can't you just hear the hoarsed voiced faithful underling explaining to the court:" Mr Benny never meant any one any harm!"

But when the pragmatic black driver realized that his own neck was on the line:" Listen, all's I'se did wuz drive the car and say:' Yes suh , Mr Benny! I'se don't know nuthin' about no planes, skyscrapers or terrorizms! If Mr benny wuz involved in some kinda terrorizt plot, ole Rochesta wuz no where near dat shit!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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