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Funny story: Trump declares May 5th: Sinko-de-Putto Day!

Trump declares May 5th: Sinko-de-Putto Day!

"Can it get any worse?" stated the New York Times in its lead editorial this morning referring to President Donald Trump and his declaration that May 5th is..."Sinko-de-Putto Day" How much more can this president insult the government of Mexico and...

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Funny story: Michael Cohen publishing book: The Art of the Squeal!

Michael Cohen publishing book: The Art of the Squeal!

OMG Publishing of Omaha, Nebraska, announced today that it is the publisher of a new book by embattled Trump attorney Michael Cohen. The book, The Art of the Squeal! In a press conference this morning a spokesman for OMG said he was speaking in th...

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Funny story: Elderly spoof writer writes testimonials for erectile dysfunction product!

Elderly spoof writer writes testimonials for erectile dysfunction product!

In a news conference held this morning in Louisburg, North Carolina, the maker of the erectile medication medication, Good & Plenty, the company announced that the Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg was indeed the writer of its on-line ads for...

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Funny story: Female Bump Shot announced...The Vageegee Sqeegee!

Female Bump Shot announced...The Vageegee Sqeegee!

A leading feminist organization and the National Gun Association announced this morning that they were introducing a female genitalia apparatus to be sold with all assault rifles. The product will be sold with and compliment the new male Bump Shot in...

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Funny story: Gun association and erectile dysfunction pill maker in joint venture: Penis Bump Shots!

Gun association and erectile dysfunction pill maker in joint venture: Penis Bump Shots!

In a surprise announcement this morning, the Gun Club of America GCA and the Pizzle Corporation, the manufacturer of erectile dysfunction medication announced a joint venture in which Pizzle will manufacture and the GCA will market a new product: Th...

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Funny story: Trump on 700 Club: "I'm a Porn Again Christian!"

Trump on 700 Club: "I'm a Porn Again Christian!"

President Donald Trump appeared this morning on Reverend Pat Robertson's 700 Club TV show and said in a booming and pontifical voice: "I AM A PORN AGAIN CHRISTANB!" As the crowd roared it's approval, Trump smiled knowingly and motioned them to sit. H...

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Funny story: God speaks out on Trump: "Make stink...my bad!"

God speaks out on Trump: "Make stink...my bad!"

The message first appeared on social media states the New York Times this morning. It spread around the world in a matter of hours. It was addressed to the people of America supposedly from God himself and spoke to people of all races and faiths. Ap...

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Funny story: New feminist org petitions PBS to cease showing mating dance of hummingbirds!

New feminist org petitions PBS to cease showing mating dance of hummingbirds!

A new feminist organization made up of members 0f the previous "Just Say NO" and "Abstinence Only" orgs has petitioned PBS to cease showing mating dances of hummingbirds and other mating rituals of animals. "There is NOTHING beautiful about these dis...

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Funny story: Elderely spoof writer ponders social media...OR...does anybody REALLY care if you had a nap today?

Elderely spoof writer ponders social media...OR...does anybody REALLY care if you had a nap today?

At 87 years old I am many times bewildered and perplexed by the onslaught of the world of electronics. Yes, I want to be "with it" in this new world of communication and therefore I have taken to it like..."a duck to water" It has given me a entire n...

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Funny story: New feminist org petitions FDA to stop manufacture of testosterone drugs!

New feminist org petitions FDA to stop manufacture of testosterone drugs!

A new feminist organization calling itself the..."Alt Pussy" has announced its petition to the FDA to curtail all manufacturing of testosterone drugs in the USA. The group is made up primarily of women harassed by Harvey Weinstein, Bill O'Reilly and...

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Funny story: Elderely spoof writer ponders science.

Elderely spoof writer ponders science.

I am eighty-six years old and realize I have never known a great deal about science. When I was in high school I enrolled in a biology class. The first day of class we were informed that our first project would be to dissect a frog. I immediately qui...

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Funny story: Trump holds press briefing, no questions from silent press corps!

Trump holds press briefing, no questions from silent press corps!

In  a bizarre press briefing today, the White House press corps remained totally silent after President Donald Trump finished a ten minute dialogue on the accomplishments and successes of his administration. The Associated Pres is reporting that a...

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Funny story: Trump to decertify Columbus Day as national holliday!

Trump to decertify Columbus Day as national holliday!

In a midnight tweet last night President Donald Trump tweeted: "I will issue an executive order tomorrow to decertify Columbus DAY...why should just one city get a national holiday named for them...SAD!" In a 3:AM tweet he wrote: "Why not a Clevel...

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Funny story: New NBC series 2020:  Celebrity Cellmate...Tweets from Butner!

New NBC series 2020:  Celebrity Cellmate...Tweets from Butner!

The Washington Post is reporting this morning that NBC is planning a new Celebrity series for 2020.  Calling it:  Celebrity Cellmate, the TV series will be filmed at the federal penitentiary in Butner, North Carolina. Details of the program are b...

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Funny story: Elderly spoof writer "mis-under estimates" entire generation!

Elderly spoof writer "mis-under estimates" entire generation!

I have found that in my spoof writing that I have been particularly harsh when it comes to the generation known as...millennials. Yes, I have also spoofed my own generation but I suspect it has been with a much lighter tone and a more generous demean...

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Funny story: Gaseous Hero Dog returns from secret mission to North Korea!

Gaseous Hero Dog returns from secret mission to North Korea!

Moose, the gaseous hero dog, has returned to the U.S. according to a CNN report this afternoon. It had been rumored for several days that he had been seen on North Korea state news last week standing with Kim Jong-in at a massive rally in the nations...

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Funny story: Trump stuns: Pardons of Arpaio, Bernie & Charles---The art of the pardon!

Trump stuns: Pardons of Arpaio, Bernie & Charles---The art of the pardon!

In a video today President Donald Trump, once again, shocked and dismayed America. In a voice that, at the least, tried to be dramatic. Trump said in a voice eerily similar to Moms Mabley's famous rendition of Abraham, Martin and John that he was par...

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