OMG Publishing of Omaha, Nebraska, announced today that it is the publisher of a new book by embattled Trump attorney Michael Cohen. The book, The Art of the Squeal!
In a press conference this morning a spokesman for OMG said he was speaking in the absence of Mr. Cohen who is in a undisclosed location. "Michael cannot be with us at this time but I can tell you, the disclosures are explosive beyond imagination! It includes photos, audios of phone conversations and video clips garnered over the fifteen years of their business/friendship relationship. To say the least, it is pornographic beyond the wildest imagination!"
According to an anonymous source Cohen is in Canada under a Canadian government Protective Witness program designed specifically for fleeing US citizens. Supposedly, he and his family are staying outside of Toronto with an elderly African/American lady named Medea. According to the source he is currently negotiating with movie producer Tyler Perry for film rights to his book.
The press conference ended when the spokesman stated that he would not be taking questions but the journalists could get further information tonight when he appeared..."on the MSNBC Rachel Maddow show!"
In related news, President Donald Trump, who apparently was watching the news conference, tweeted..."Just so you know Lying Michael Cohen....I have put you on my...Go Fuck Me page!"