Written by b kenneth mcgee

Saturday, 31 March 2018

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In a surprise announcement this morning, the Gun Club of America GCA and the Pizzle Corporation, the manufacturer of erectile dysfunction medication announced a joint venture in which Pizzle will manufacture and the GCA will market a new product: The Penis Bump Shot.

A spokesman for the GCA speaking for both parties stated: "This is truly a shot that will be heard and felt around the world!"

As the Public Broadcasting System filed a restraining order to curtail the use of the initials (PBS) in the new Penis Bump Shot ads and the AMA stated there was a grave health risk inn the new product, many in the health care and porn industries praised the revolutionary new product. According to the spokesman, "We will be giving a PBS to everyone that purchases an assault rifle, man, woman or child and with each purchas a free set of ear plugs to be used with either product."

"Future plans include an adaption for female users" stated the Pizzle representative. "This could very well be the next evolution to the...Big Bang theory!"

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