Written by b kenneth mcgee

Saturday, 10 March 2018

President Donald Trump appeared this morning on Reverend Pat Robertson's 700 Club TV show and said in a booming and pontifical voice: "I AM A PORN AGAIN CHRISTANB!" As the crowd roared it's approval, Trump smiled knowingly and motioned them to sit. He continued:

"I come this way but once and say unto you from this podium on the mount. "He paused for effect, looked suddenly prayerful, and continued: "Yea and verily,...If your neighbor shows you her cheek, ask her to show you her other cheek and take a peek!" The crowd roared!

He continued: "And remember this: Blessed are the poor in spirit for you can bully them and make them cry!" The assembled cheered mightily!

Trump: "And blessed are the poor in spirit for they only listen to Fox News and will bielive any freaking thing you say!" The crowd shout5ed as one: "USA! USA! USA!"

Feeling empowered and obviusly self satisfied Trump concluded: "And finally, all ye of great faith..."Let he who gets stoned first..take the blame for everything!"

In related news, Doug Hannity reported on Fox News after the conclusion of theprogram that..."There suddenly appeared a glow over Trump's head and a rainbow shown in the sky!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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