Trump declares May 5th: Sinko-de-Putto Day!

Funny story written by b kenneth mcgee

Friday, 4 May 2018

"Can it get any worse?" stated the New York Times in its lead editorial this morning referring to President Donald Trump and his declaration that May 5th is..."Sinko-de-Putto Day" How much more can this president insult the government of Mexico and the millions of Mexicans that live in the United States! As attorney Joseph Welsh said to Senator Joseph McCarthy in the 1950's congressional Army/McCarthy hearings, "Sir, have you no sense of decency?"

Trump, in a tweeter rant this morning tweeted: "NYT you and the Mexically Roses can all kiss my guacamole! Never forget the Alamo and how we kicked the Mex's asses!"

In related news, the Arizona state legislature in sync with the Trump-ism mood of that state declared May 5th: "Joseph Arpaio Day! If you're brown, don't go to town. If you're tan, stay in the van!"

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