Elderely spoof writer ponders science.

Funny story written by b kenneth mcgee

Saturday, 21 October 2017

I am eighty-six years old and realize I have never known a great deal about science. When I was in high school I enrolled in a biology class. The first day of class we were informed that our first project would be to dissect a frog. I immediately quit the class and enrolled in a geology course. There was no way I was going to cut open what was once a living creature! NO! NO WAY!

What I have learned about science has come mostly in my later years from watching public television. It wasn't until my 75th year that I learned that the "power grid" wasn't my...crotch!

DANG!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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