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Funny story: David Hasselhoff: I have Never Seen Britney's Vagina

David Hasselhoff: I have Never Seen Britney's Vagina

Loved by the German teenager and granny alike, 'The Hoff' has revealed that he has never actually seen Britney Spears Vagina.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Vagina : It's Gone Very Stale

Britney Spears Vagina : It's Gone Very Stale

News of the furore surrounding Britney Spears vagina has been bouncing around newsrooms today.

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Funny story: Liam Gallagher : I'm Ready to Fight Fat Robbie now

Liam Gallagher : I'm Ready to Fight Fat Robbie now

Oasis front man and celebrity 'Manc Skank' Liam Gallagher has declared that he's ready to have fisticuffs with chubby pill popper Robbie Williams.

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Funny story: Robbie Williams Wants to Re-Join Take That

Robbie Williams Wants to Re-Join Take That

Following success for the ageing Boy Band 'Take That', at the Brit Awards hosted on 14th February 2007. Robbie Williams has emerged from his rehabilitation with fresh eyes and a new hunger.

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Genuine Naked Pics: The Truth

Christina Aguilera Genuine Naked Pics: The Truth

A journalist for The Spoof was exposed as a charlatan today. The Writer, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was alleged to have produced misleading headlines in order to gain Internet ratings over his 'rivals', The Spoof's editors ...

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Funny story: Bird Flu Crisis: Source of infection found

Bird Flu Crisis: Source of infection found

The recent 'Bird Flu' crisis has taken a sinister turn today. According to sources Mr Matthews supplied the very turkey that Dimwit George W Bush gave the Thanksgiving reprieve to.

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Funny story: Camilla to Stand in For Police Drummer

Camilla to Stand in For Police Drummer

Stuart Copeland, drummer with 80's band 'The Police', has sensationally pulled out of the comeback gigs announced recently.

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Funny story: The Police Get Ready To Top Up Their Pensions

The Police Get Ready To Top Up Their Pensions

The Band 'The Police' are busy rehearsing for their forthcoming money making idea. No not more speed cameras (at least no cameras!) They will perform some of their songs and a hit at the Grammy's.

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Funny story: Camilla Hysterectomy - Charles to assist

Camilla Hysterectomy - Charles to assist

It has been announced that the Duchess of Cornwall is to undergo a Hysterectomy operation.

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell : The New Face Of TrimSpa

Rosie O'Donnell : The New Face Of TrimSpa

Following Ms. O'Donnell's untimely quips about Anna Nicole Smith, just hours before her death. Guilt, it would appear, has motivated the celebrity lesbian to accept the role as the new face of slimming wonder drug that Ms Smith had made her o...

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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith: Paternity Test Latest - Popes Withdrawal

Anna Nicole Smith: Paternity Test Latest - Popes Withdrawal

A sensational twist in the Anna Nicole Smith paternity quest has occurred today. The Spoof earlier reported that in excess of 3000 men had registered for the televised DNA test, produced by the 'American Idol' team. Working title "Wh...

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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith : Paternity Tests - American Idol Team Called in

Anna Nicole Smith : Paternity Tests - American Idol Team Called in

The paternity lottery surrounding the late Anna Nicole Smiths daughter and heir to her ill gotten fortune was in full swing today.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Sextape: A CIA Plot

Paris Hilton Sextape: A CIA Plot

The latest Paris Hilton rude vid has been exposed as a set up by the CIA, it was revealed today.

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Funny story: Sian Lloyd Relieved its not a Rent Boy

Sian Lloyd Relieved its not a Rent Boy

Weather Girl Sian Lloyd has spoken of her gratitude to well wishers who have offered her support following the break up of her relationship with the Liberal MP Lembit Opik. Mr Opik dumped the middle aged meteorologist for one of the Cheeky Girls, th...

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Funny story: Vagina Crisis - The Lowtons and Me : My side of the Story

Vagina Crisis - The Lowtons and Me : My side of the Story

I am forced to issue a response to recent articles linking me with the notorious Lowton brothers in the current furore over 'Cash For Vagina's'.

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Funny story: Margaret Beckett: My life with the Tuareg will Bring Peace to The Middle East

Margaret Beckett: My life with the Tuareg will Bring Peace to The Middle East

AS Margaret Beckett heads East in her trusty Mondeo, towing her caravan, we salute the envoy that will bring peace to the Middle East. It her simple existence that is likely to strike a chord with the dispossessed and the brutalised of the region.

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Funny story: Big Brother Demands Court Order for Tapes

Big Brother Demands Court Order for Tapes

Bosses of Channel 4 have insisted that the Police, investigating the alleged Race Crimes' within the house during Celebrity Big Brother 2007, obtain a court order to get the unedited tapes.

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