The paternity lottery surrounding the late Anna Nicole Smiths daughter and heir to her ill gotten fortune was in full swing today.
Throughout the day more and more potential 'fathers' have lodged their cases that they are the impregnator of Ms Smith.
A spokesperson for Ms Smiths estate issued a statement to the Spoof earlier today.
"We have been contacted by over 3000 potential males who claim paternity in respect of baby Dannielynn. As a result we have been in touch with the producers of American Idol in order to facilitate open DNA testing which will include an audition in front of the panel. We hope that this will establish exactly who 'slipped Ms Smith a live one', so to speak ."
It is thought that the number of potential 'daddies' will rise and a deadline for applications will be introduced.
A surprising front runner at the moment is David Hasselhoff. The 'Hoff', Baywatch Guv'ner and heartthrob to Teutonic teens, is thought to have unwittingly had intercourse with Anna as he brushed passed her at an LA X airport check in.
If you think that you may have shared body fluids with the inflated late 'Playmate', then register online at: www.ishaggednicolebareback.com/register
The auditions are likely to be broadcast worldwide and a bidding war has ensued for the rights.
