Robbie Williams Wants to Re-Join Take That

Funny story written by Matt 'Crusty' Morgan

Thursday, 15 February 2007

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Robbie in Music Therapy...must try Harder

Following success for the ageing Boy Band 'Take That', at the Brit Awards hosted on 14th February 2007. Robbie Williams has emerged from his rehabilitation with fresh eyes and a new hunger.

Robbie, who has managed to get away with being a Pratt and general irritant to anyone over 25 years of age for longer than has been reasonable, has stumbled across a pinch of reality. Without drink and drugs he can no longer believe in his own success.

In a desperate bid to remain in the limelight and just having witnessed his old muckers getting a gong, Robbie has sent a plea to the boys via his agent and psychiatric nurse Karl Lagerbelt. Robbie wants his old gig back and will even stay over on the side like the old days.

Gary Barlow told Spoof today " Robbie who? Not that fat dancer?!"

Robbie has gone back into his safe facility - we may not see him for a while. He'll have to have a little Patience

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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