The Police Get Ready To Top Up Their Pensions

Monday, 12 February 2007

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CALL THE COPS..As he is Now....Andy Summers having just knocked one out for the Chicks

The Band 'The Police' are busy rehearsing for their forthcoming money making idea. No not more speed cameras (at least no cameras!) They will perform some of their songs and a hit at the Grammy's.

Sting, the King of the 'All Nighter' (according to his viagra victim spouse) will front the band whilst Andy Summers (more appropriately named Autumn these days) will strum away on his faithful guitar. Summers has taken leave from his current job as a music tutor at a private girls school in Switzerland to play the gig. And drummer Stuart Copeland will get his wish to be recognised in public again. (Albeit as the Duchess of Cornwall we suggest.)

A proportion of the earnings will go to Stings project in the Brazilian Rain Forest, where he is currently drilling for oil. The rest will fund the various law suits that he has running worldwide against people that upset him with humorous parodies and satire.

Summers and Copeland have been told by Sting's management that they should just be grateful that they were asked along at all.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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