Wednesday, 7 February 2007

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lightening never strikes twice...it does if you're Lascivious Lembit!!

Weather Girl Sian Lloyd has spoken of her gratitude to well wishers who have offered her support following the break up of her relationship with the Liberal MP Lembit Opik. Mr Opik dumped the middle aged meteorologist for one of the Cheeky Girls, the Romanian jiggling duo.

Ms Lloyd expressed her relief that Mr Opik had left her for another woman. She had been suspicious since finding child sized gold hot pants in the MP's briefcase. She had naturally feared the worst and confided in Rent Boy regular Mark Otens estranged wife hoping for a clue.

Ms LLoyd predicts that; "Mr Opik is likely to enter an area of high pressure which could result in a drought in the bedroom area. This will give way to intermittent golden showers later on. There is a strong likelihood of thunder and a severe frost once he realises he's been with the wrong sister"

"All in all a gloomy outlook for the weekend". She added.

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Topics: Lembit Opik




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