David Hasselhoff: I have Never Seen Britney's Vagina

Saturday, 17 February 2007

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The Spoof caught up with The Hoff at this Hamburg Emporium

Loved by the German teenager and granny alike, 'The Hoff' has revealed that he has never actually seen Britney Spears Vagina.

Speaking at a Porno Festival in Hamburg today, Where the 'Bay Watch' Chief was opening a new starlet, he commented that although much has been written about it and that he had been sent various Internet links by his old college room-mate, Buck E Filbert (now top vagina hack for the Spoof), he had never actually viewed any of them.

A spokesperson from the Hoff's fan club in Dresden was relieved: "Too many people have been looking at the Britney vagina and now suffer halitosis I am being told...we don't want this of David Hasselhoff".

We tried to get verification from his old hand ball partner, Pamela Anderson but she was staying tight lipped.

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