Loved by the German teenager and granny alike, 'The Hoff' has revealed that he has never actually seen Britney Spears Vagina.
Speaking at a Porno Festival in Hamburg today, Where the 'Bay Watch' Chief was opening a new starlet, he commented that although much has been written about it and that he had been sent various Internet links by his old college room-mate, Buck E Filbert (now top vagina hack for the Spoof), he had never actually viewed any of them.
A spokesperson from the Hoff's fan club in Dresden was relieved: "Too many people have been looking at the Britney vagina and now suffer halitosis I am being told...we don't want this of David Hasselhoff".
We tried to get verification from his old hand ball partner, Pamela Anderson but she was staying tight lipped.
