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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says She Will Twerk For Bucks To Aid Those Affected By Winter Snow Storm Titan

Miley Cyrus Says She Will Twerk For Bucks To Aid Those Affected By Winter Snow Storm Titan

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus had dinner with her good friend Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, host of American Idol at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in West Hollywood. She told him that she wanted to do a benefit to help out the people who have been affe...

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Funny story: Kansas Has Banned Miley Cyrus From Entering The State

Kansas Has Banned Miley Cyrus From Entering The State

TOPEKA, Kansas - After receiving dozens of petitions with thousands and thousands of names, the governor of Kansas has decided that singer Miley Cyrus will not be allowed in the state. Governor Sam Brownback said that the nice, decent, honorable c...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says She Gets Her Tremendous Energy From Within And Not From Drugs

Miley Cyrus Says She Gets Her Tremendous Energy From Within And Not From Drugs

LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus sat down with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors so that she could clear up a few items. Cyrus told Miss Vermicelli that she wants everyone to know that her high caliber of energy is not a result of drugs but is something that c...

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Funny story: The Better Business Bureau Is Investigating Pole Dancing Complaints At A Lounge In Phoenix

The Better Business Bureau Is Investigating Pole Dancing Complaints At A Lounge In Phoenix

PHOENIX - It appears that patrons of a local bar in Phoenix, that is noted for its explicit pole dancing, is being investigated by the BBB. Desmond Dashwax, a representative for the consumer watchdog agency said that several customers of The Lady...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Is Furious That Nina Dobrev Is Dating Her Ex-Fiancé Liam Hemsworth

Miley Cyrus Is Furious That Nina Dobrev Is Dating Her Ex-Fiancé Liam Hemsworth

NEW YORK CITY - The Twerking Champion of America, Miley Cyrus is reportedly fit to be tied over a recent development. Miley is not at all happy at the fact that the star of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev is dating her ex-fiancé Liam Hemsworth...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus' Mom Has Asked Her To Please Stop Her Twerking

Miley Cyrus' Mom Has Asked Her To Please Stop Her Twerking

BEVERLY HILLS - Tish Cyrus says that she has had enough of seeing her 21-year-old daughter Miley twerking in front of the entire world. Mrs. Cyrus, who is married to country music artist Billy Ray Cyrus recently told Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant...

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Funny story: 2.8 Earthquake in Illinois Was Kim Kardashian Twerking

2.8 Earthquake in Illinois Was Kim Kardashian Twerking

The reported earthquake in Illinois Sunday has been traced back to the rear end of Kim Kardashian who was practicing her twerking while on a visit with a friend in Metropolis. "Once she got that thing shaking, it was like it had a life of it's own...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Reveals Which Super Bowl Team She Would Prefer To Twerk

Miley Cyrus Reveals Which Super Bowl Team She Would Prefer To Twerk

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus, who may not have invented twerking but who certainly has put it to use more than anyone else recently met with Rufus Reno, a writer with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. The two had lunch at The Flamboyant Tortilla Res...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Reveals Her Goal For 2014

Miley Cyrus Reveals Her Goal For 2014

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - There is no performer in Tinsel Town who stirs up more of a fuss than Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus' daughter Miley. Miley relishes being up on stage in front of thousands of people and pushing the envelope farther than anyone before...

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Funny story: A 71-Year-Old Geography Teacher Wins $100,000 In A Twerking Contest

A 71-Year-Old Geography Teacher Wins $100,000 In A Twerking Contest

NEW ORLEANS - The Louisiana Department of Festivities has just announced that a 61-year-old high school geography teacher from Lafayette, Louisiana has just won first place in the 1st Annual Louisiana Twerking Contest. Noranelle Grainquist was the...

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Funny story: Russian Ballet Dancers Arrested By The KGB For Twerking

Russian Ballet Dancers Arrested By The KGB For Twerking

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich, has stated that the Russian government will not put up with the West's fad of twerking. The national news agency stated that two members of The Moscow Winter Ballet Troop were observed twerking ba...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Is Very Unhappy With Her Husband's Flirtatious Ways

Michelle Obama Is Very Unhappy With Her Husband's Flirtatious Ways

WASHINGTON, D.C. - While most of the country was buried under snow, the Obama's were vacationing in beautiful Hawaii. But a close inside source stated that actually the First Couple was going through one heck of a blizzard. It appears that the...

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Funny story: 19 Members of A Senior Citizens Home In Idaho Taken To The Hospital After Engaging In A Twerking Contest

19 Members of A Senior Citizens Home In Idaho Taken To The Hospital After Engaging In A Twerking Contest

POCATELLO - The director at Pocatello's Au Gratin Potatoes Senior Citizens Home, Artie Knoxmelon, 49, has apologized to the families of 19 of his residents. Knoxmelon told the news media that he had seen Miley Cyrus twerking on a television show a...

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Funny story: The Big Favor Michelle Obama Asked of Miley Cyrus

The Big Favor Michelle Obama Asked of Miley Cyrus

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The nation's first lady, Michelle Obama has just sent a text message to Miley Cyrus asking her for a big favor. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that Mrs. Obama has asked Miley to please stop tw...

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Funny story: Tennessee Votes To Make Twerking Illegal

Tennessee Votes To Make Twerking Illegal

FRANKFORT, Tennessee - The Tennessee Senate has just passed a bill that was carried by a vote of 32-1 that makes twerking illegal. State senator Florence Pennymaker [D-Memphis] stated that she's 34, and she is by no means a prude but having seen M...

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Funny story: President Obama and Ann Coulter Shocked At Miley Cyrus Twerking Santa Claus

President Obama and Ann Coulter Shocked At Miley Cyrus Twerking Santa Claus

LOS ANGELES - It was billed as a benefit concert and one person who certainly benefited was the guy who got to play Santa Claus and ended up getting twerked by the one and only Miss Attention Seeker, Miley Cyrus. Miley was dressed in a red sequine...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Case Study: Scientists Discover New Form of Tourette's Syndrome "Tongue Twerkettes"

Miley Cyrus Case Study: Scientists Discover New Form of Tourette's Syndrome "Tongue Twerkettes"

Doctors nationwide in the last few months have received a flood of calls, walk ins, and email correspondence from parents expressing concern over their childrens behavior. The main cause for alarm is that these children are constantly sticking their...

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