Miley Cyrus Says She Gets Her Tremendous Energy From Within And Not From Drugs

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 21 February 2014

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Miley contemplating her future.

LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus sat down with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors so that she could clear up a few items.

Cyrus told Miss Vermicelli that she wants everyone to know that her high caliber of energy is not a result of drugs but is something that comes from deep within her innermost regions.

The infamous twerker said that reporters who keep saying that her high energy is a result of drugs are all members of the GOP.

She pointed out that Ann Coulter is the worst offender. Miley said that Coulter is still upset because of the time when she (Miley) told Barbara Walters of The View that Ann looks like a used drinking straw.

Miley also wants to clear up the rumor that she has just gotten a brand new tattoo with President Obama's name.

She said that although she supports him she would never get a tattoo of his name or any name of a politician.

SIDENOTE: Miley is planning on going on a 17-city concert tour of Russia after the Sochi Olympics are finished.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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