WASHINGTON, D.C. - The nation's first lady, Michelle Obama has just sent a text message to Miley Cyrus asking her for a big favor.
White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that Mrs. Obama has asked Miley to please stop twerking.
The first lady stated that her two young daughters Malia and Sasha are embarrassed by the physically vulgar twerking antics of the former wholesome Hannah Montana star.
Mrs. Obama revealed that she has personally received over 172,000 emails from concerned moms and dads, and grandmothers and grandfathers asking the first lady to intervene.
The first lady is well aware that Miley has the right to act like some lasciviously lewd young individual but it is her hope that she stops the demonic act of twerking for the sake of young girls throughout the United States.
Even Ann Coulter who is as staunch a Republican as there is, has pointed out that if Miss Cyrus does not stop with her lower body gyrations she is going to end up in hell just like Hitler, Mussolini, Hirohito, and Madalyn Murray O'Hair.
