Miley Cyrus' Mom Has Asked Her To Please Stop Her Twerking

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 16 February 2014

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Miley has said that she is the best twerker in the entire world.

BEVERLY HILLS - Tish Cyrus says that she has had enough of seeing her 21-year-old daughter Miley twerking in front of the entire world.

Mrs. Cyrus, who is married to country music artist Billy Ray Cyrus recently told Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine that the first two times she really did not care for it, but after seeing Miley twerk on televison for the 80th time she downright hates it.

She said that her and Billy Ray did not raise their daughter to be some kind of lap dancing-pole dancing exhibitionsit.

Tish went on to say that Miley's grandmother called her the other day and wanted to know what kind of damn friggin drugs her granddaughter was on to make her look and act like a cheap streetwalker.

SIDENOTE: Miley has not responded to her mom's comments but she did say that her granny needs to realize that this is 2014, and even proper ladies like Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Walters, and Mrs. Rush Limbaugh have all twerked.

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