President Obama and Ann Coulter Shocked At Miley Cyrus Twerking Santa Claus

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 9 December 2013

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Miley put a smile on Santa's face that was as big as the North Pole.

LOS ANGELES - It was billed as a benefit concert and one person who certainly benefited was the guy who got to play Santa Claus and ended up getting twerked by the one and only Miss Attention Seeker, Miley Cyrus.

Miley was dressed in a red sequined halter top and red sequined bikini thongs as she bumped and humped her way all over the holiday festooned stage.

The 21-year-old singer who has gotten to the point where she is constantly having to top herself certainly did as she backed up to Santa and placed her little caboose against Santa's groin region.

Santa's Christmas balls could be heard jingling all over the auditorium.

After Miley finished with her holiday twerking, Santa Claus looked at her, took a sip from his brown paper bagged whiskey bottle and remarked, "Well little girl, I have to say that you have been very naughty and that is going to get you a hell of a lot of nice presents and most probably a check as well."

Cyrus thanked him, touched his Christmas ornaments, and left the stage.

Within minutes President Obama and Ann Coulter both wrote on their Facebook page that they were shocked at seeing Miley Cyrus twerk good old St. Nick.

SIDENOTE: Good old St. Nick later tweeted, "Dear Mr. President and Ann Coulter - You two need to mind your damn friggin business and don't ya be worrying yourselves about what Miley is doing and to who she is doing it to."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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