Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 20 January 2014

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Miley has said that there is nothing or no one who is off-limits.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - There is no performer in Tinsel Town who stirs up more of a fuss than Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus' daughter Miley.

Miley relishes being up on stage in front of thousands of people and pushing the envelope farther than anyone before her has ever done including the likes of Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, or Madonna.

Cyrus recently appeared on The Viagra View and she was asked by Larry King if she had made a New Year's resolution.

Miley smiled as she took the bubblegum out of her mouth and replied that she had.

She giggled as she told King that since she is noted for doing the outlandish she has decided that her goal is to appear on The View and twerk Barbara Walters.

Larry and Regis (Philbin) both started laughing. Regis said that he would pay to see the young firecracker Miley twerking the old-stick-in-the-mud Walters.

Larry giggled as he said that it would never happen because Barbara is so old-fashioned she considers twerking to actually be foreplay.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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