Ted Parrotman, the man who changed his name and his appearance because he so much wanted to resemble his pet parrots, may have impressed a lot of people, but not the parrots themselves. They have nothing good to say about him whatsoever. For pe...
A man who, over a period of several years, underwent 'extreme body modification' in order to physically resemble his parrots, has now started to squawk like one. Ted Richards of Hartcliffe in Bristol, who subsequently changed his name to Ted Parro...
The prestigious, world revered, Cambridge University, UK version, has revealed their latest project and will introduce it into their curriculum from 2019! Insanity, madness, or 'Nuttiness' will be accepted as a serious subject and, students attend...
While many assertions have been made regarding United States President Donald Trump's mental state, neurologist Donald Fraser, M.D., has proposed an actual solution: a neuro-physical wall to protect the internal boundaries of Trump’s borderline perso...
The New World Order Gender Bender Committee that meets once a year at Coventry's Masonic Hall London, England, has decreed that Barbie Dolls be made compulsory in Kindergartens. Barbie dolls will be distributed to male children as well as females and...
Warren Campbell opened his New York Times and read the headline, "Choice For E.P.A. Has Led Battles To Constrain It." "Choice, Scott Pruit has deep times to Oil and Gas Industry is an avid climate change denier. He has pledged to dismantle Obama's...
Donald Trump was the last to show up at his convention in Texas yesterday, where he wailed and railed about Latino people, calling them a number of vile and racist names. He also threw some racist rhetoric at one of the favorite sons of Texas, Ted Cr...
Social media giant, Twitter, has declared itself insane and several white vans driven by men with straight jackets in their hands (difficult that) were seen entering their HQ in Silicone Valley! The reason for this astonishing declaration is obvio...
On the evidence of the witness who inhabited the flat beneath the defendant's the judge had no hesitation but to refer the defendant for psychiatric evaluation. The charges of malicious damage to property and disturbing the peace were dropped on compassionate grounds. The judge had reached the decision after questioning the witness thoroughly and allowing his tape recording of the events leadi...
Some relatively sane GOP House members are voluntarily exiting their seats in safe districts and will be replaced by other politicians who can only be described as "zany" ultra right-wingers. As the New York Times summarized it: One nominee propo...
At a recent hearing by the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology, White House Science Director, John Holdren, spoke in front of the committee to discuss President Obama's initiative to reduce carbon emissions. Despite 99% of the world's...
Arlington, Virginia (STT NEWS) - Hillary Clinton, sought nationwide after her daring escape from an official federal mental health facility, was most recently sighted at a Costco store across the Potomac in Arlington, Virginia. According to Demowire,...
Hillary Clinton, who was escorted from an unannounced White House visit last Thursday, has now reportedly escaped from a mental health evaluation hospital in New York. Reports being picked up off the wire indicate that following her daring jump f...
Recent reports indicate that State Mental Hospitals across the country are treating their worst cases of insanity by forcing patients to use a computer running Windows 8 for prolonged periods of time. "It's true" confirmed a spokesperson for the...
Omaha, Nebraska- Recently, Christie Randall, a mother of 9th grade cheerleader decided to circle the parking lot praying for an open spot. "I just thought that maybe, just maybe, there would be an opening today," Christie said with a stressed look.
WASHINGTON - - - The Obama Administration today expanded access to mental health data in background checks for the federal system. Under a new rule, paranoid schizophrenics, brutal lunatics who have been imprisoned for violence, insane child abu...
"Cuddles" they call it... the new bomb developed by NUKEM a pan American-European nuclear research station based near Berne in Switzerland. Yesterday, the United Nations voted for its use "should the situation demand it". "Global-I" talked to managing director of NUKEM, and Nobel Prize winning physicist, Dr. Kant Getiton. "Can you describe what Cuddles actually is? How does it differ from othe...
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