BILLINGSGATE POST: The good, the bad and the ugly: Slim Everdingle has seen it all. But, after reviewing the twenty-plus candidates who aspire to run against Donald Trump for the presidency, only one - Pocahontas - put arrows in his quiver. The...
President Trump recently spoke to supporters at a Wisconsin rally. In the wake of recent hate crimes, many wondered if Trump would address the topic of 'hate crime', and he did. Here is the opening portion of his speech: "Friends, we are facing gr...
Now that the Russia hoax has been put to rest, I’d like to talk about important issues. First off, I’m not overweight. My critics say I’m obese, but I’m not. I’m 250 pounds of presidential dynamite. Presidential dynamite. All the do...
In a press conference at the Back-Bay Plaza hotel in Boston, putative Presidential candidate Warren proclaimed her definitive genetic link to a historic American tribe. She now affirms, citing Exegesis Genome Testing [EGT], that she is of the Mohica...
BILLINGSGATE POST: if you ever visit Princess Park in Pocahontas, Iowa, you must check out the 25' tall Pocahontas statue, her custom-built teepee and a historic log cabin. While there, check out the historic Pocahontas Court House. Be sure to stop...
The president went over to the Senator's house this morning to tell her that she is not a real Native American. When he got there, he exclaimed, "Look what I discovered!" He then claimed ownership of her house, and handed her a blanket infected...
Senator Eliza Beth “Pocahontas” Warpath swabbed one of her body cavities to obtain a DNA “smear,” which she submitted to a clandestine cloning service, the name of which she refused to identify. The results of the analysis of the DNA sample, she s...
New York, NY - Donald J. Trump announced today that he will be unavailable for the three scheduled debates with Hillary Clinton and that the campaign has hired three substitutes. Trump's substitutes will be Senator Elizabeth Warren for the domestic...
Since when does a judge have a right to an opinion? This is outrageous! A judge, particularly a female, should remain silent, wear black, smile and never utter a single word! Male judges, on the other hand, since they're equipped with a piece of phys...
Washington, D.C.: The Walt Disney Company has reportedly filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump because he used the nickname "Pocahontas" to deride Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren. The Pocahontas taunt "goes too far", claims Disney, asserting...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Hearing reports of Vice-President Biden meeting with Elizabeth Warren to get her blessing for his possible run for the presidency, Hillary Clinton cut short her vacation in the Hamptons with her unfaithful sidekick, Slick Willie,...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Which candidate has the cutest chipmunk cheeks? Although Hillary looks more like an adorable rodent than Elizabeth, both have faces that seem a little squirrely to the casual observer. In anatomical terms it is called having "buc...
Washington DC- President Obama shocked the crowd at the White House Correspondents dinner by going where no president, Republican or Democrat, had ever gone before. Obama went blue. Not since the Friar's club roast of Hugh Hefner has anyone dare...
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