BILLINGSGATE POST: Hearing reports of Vice-President Biden meeting with Elizabeth Warren to get her blessing for his possible run for the presidency, Hillary Clinton cut short her vacation in the Hamptons with her unfaithful sidekick, Slick Willie, in order to rendezvous with Senator Warren in a discreet Georgetown watering spot. Warren, who claims to have American Indian blood coursing through her veins, has a lot in common with Hillary; both having chipmunk cheeks that give them a sense of vulnerability when they lie through their teeth.
Senator Warren, who falsely claimed to be part Cherokee in order to be listed as a minority when applying to the University of Pennsylvania and Harvard Law School, was disowned by the Cherokees who said her claims were bogus. Not easily dissuaded, she still insists her high cheek bones are proof of her Native American Heritage. Incidentally, it was rumored that she was once in love with an Indian chief, but they split over his hatchet head.
In what Beltway insiders insist has no sexual overtones, Hillary is reported to have mentioned to Elizabeth that Joe Biden swims in the nude. To the consternation and disgust of his female Secret Service Agents who are forced to watch, Biden seems to prefer using the backstroke so that he can watch these pinch-mouth prudes purse their lips and go cluck-cluck.
To the casual observer, of whom there are many, it appears that Hillary is more than willing to fight fire with fire. So it looks like she will go balls-to-the-wall to woo Elizabeth Warren's endorsement.
