Barack Obama known for his ability to multi task and kick ass in multiple corners is appearing this week in the debut of the new critically acclaimed Harry potter and the Half-Breed Prince. Barack plays an African- Hawaiian- Kansan who rises from rel...
Washington, DC - President Obama resigned today, responding to allegations that he is not actually a United States Citizen. He gave his resignation speech in front of thousands at The Mall. "You figured me out. You know, what amazed me was that...
Los Angeles, CA - In a stunning announcement, on the anniversary of inventor Nikola Tesla's birth, President Barack Obama has suggested he will scrap the american military establishment in favour of going ahead with the Nikola Tesla Death Ray. The Wh...
Washington DC Apparently the G8 summit involves more than photo ops, admiring another trophy girl friend of Italian Prime Minister Berlesconi or the trailing parts of a Brazilian beauty. Those accompanying the chief executive say that often the re...
Anchorage, AK; Washington, DC - A team of economists for President Obama crashed this weekend in the high mountains of Alaska, where snowmobiling still is possible in the summer. A team of rescuers had found the wrecked snowmobile with the team of...
US President Barack Obama went out into the jungle to look for a tree to make a drum during his African diplomatic mission. Slave traders who frequently prey on jungle wanderers appear to have seized the American President and sold him as a slave.
Chicago, Illinois/ Jungle Drum News - Zimbabwe President by Popular Force, Robert Mugabe, spoke to an enthusiastic mob of Mau Mau Warriors in Chicago, Illinois, today, urging them to step up and take back their city, their land, their culture, and...
The Nobel Institute has today announced that President Barracks Obama has been nominated to receive the 2009 Peace Prize for Best Patronising Speech in Africa. Mr Obama secured the nomination for his keynote speech on arrival in Ghana when he prom...
Ghana - In an unscheduled news conference President Obama has announced the final resting place of the King of Pop will now be decided by the United States Government. This was precipitated by the Jackson Family's rejecting of burial on the N...
Accra, Ghana - After the incessant press surrounding the death of Michael Jackson, and being constantly reminded that some black people in America have a tendency to turn white after awhile, the Obama's touched down in the capital city of Ghana and w...
A new Postman delivered a shocking letter to the Pope this morning. Barry Obama has been in the job for only a couple of months. This morning was the first time he had any mail for the Holy Father. The letter is thought to come from Ted K, the las...
President Obama donned a postman's uniform and cycled to the Vatican today to deliver a private letter from Teddy Kennedy to the Pope. The letter was so private that only a few closely trusted aides and newspaper editors were informed of the contents. It read as follows: Dear Holy Father, I am suffering from an incurable illness and I don't want to burn in hell. I wish to repent for...
Barack Obama, Premier of the Socialist States of America, has finally come to the realization that the "Think System" will not work to fix the Nation's or World's economic problems. The system, as originally invented by Professor Harold Hill (Gary,...
In Italy Friday, someone snapped US President Obama taking a quick look, checking out of a young lady's butt as she happened to pass by, climbing up some steps as he passed down them. In the photo, French President Nicolas Sarkozy was looking on i...
Rome - (God's Banker Mess): President Obama held economic crisis talks with the Pope today before being granted a private audience at the Vatican's secret entombment of Michael Jackson's remains under the Sistine Chapel. The singer's body had been...
Aquila, Italy - A 16 year old Brazilian girl, Mayora Tavares, has caused a 'scandalo sensazionale' by catching the roving eye of the most powerful man in the world, Barack Obama. The perky breasted, fulsome bottomed femme fatale had been looking for...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - And it came to pass today that President Barack Obama entered the Senate Chamber, and two great men did come and stand before him, Senate Majority Leader, Democrat Harry Reid and Senate Minority Leader, Republican Mitch McConnell,...
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