Barack Obama known for his ability to multi task and kick ass in multiple corners is appearing this week in the debut of the new critically acclaimed Harry potter and the Half-Breed Prince. Barack plays an African- Hawaiian- Kansan who rises from relative obscurity to attend schools better than Hogswart and achieve sorcerer's feats that put Harry Potter and his minions to shame.
Professor Dumbledore a life long Republican joins forces with Potter to reveal the dark powers behind Obama, in this film known as Half- breed Prince Oreo. In a final battle to the deaths, Potter seeks to drown Prince O in a large vat of milk and the fight scene goes on for a full hour until Harry P and Prince O decide to negotiate a way to free Hogwarts from the evil spell of NCLB cast by a deformed wizard named W. Bushit.
