Written by Pointer

Sunday, 12 July 2009

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The Kunta Kinte Oil Company

US President Barack Obama went out into the jungle to look for a tree to make a drum during his African diplomatic mission. Slave traders who frequently prey on jungle wanderers appear to have seized the American President and sold him as a slave.

Distraught wife Michelle Obama told reporters that Barry has always wanted to be a true African Prince and this US gig was just so much bullshit to get him to Mother Africa so he could go into the jungle to find a tree to make a drum som he could become a tribal chieftain.

As Obama's luck would have it, he escaped from the slave traders, returned to the spot in the jungle where he discovered the tree and upon uprooting it found bubblin' crude...oil that is and now he's a bigger millionaire than he was before, an African chieftain but still saddled with undoing eight years of the Bush fiasco!

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Topics: Barack Obama




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