Mayora Tavares, 16, Arouses Barack Obama's 'Gigante Addormentato'

Funny story written by Wire Piddle

Friday, 10 July 2009

Aquila, Italy - A 16 year old Brazilian girl, Mayora Tavares, has caused a 'scandalo sensazionale' by catching the roving eye of the most powerful man in the world, Barack Obama. The perky breasted, fulsome bottomed femme fatale had been looking for the local American Express office in Rome when, apparently, a Sicilian native named Gianni had offered to drive her to the one in Aquila on the pretext that '...there were no lines to contend with'.

Having cashed her travellers cheques at the Aquila American Express office, she was persuaded to 'walk around the G8 summit and make friendly-like', by Gianni and his photographer friends who, in the meantime, took advantage of the buffet and the open bar.

It was at this point that the beauteous, buxom Brazilian spotted the President of The United States, approached him and stated that he looked familiar. He reminded her of her uncle's bookmaker, her uncle being the owner of a casino and dinner club in Porto Alegre, Brazil.

Never one to avoid idle banter with teenagers at a G8 summit, President Obama responded in perfect Portuguese,

"I hope you don't mind but I'm going to undress you with my eyes. I have a reputation to uphold as being the coolest President ever of the United States and this is one opportunity to improve that reputation that I don't plan to let slip through my fingers. Besides, I think that the vast majority of males in the free world have felt emasculated over the last week what with all these Michael Jackson goings on in the past week. This would be a perfect time to address that issue as well."

To which Ms. Tavares replied, "So you want to look at my butt? Just look at my butt then."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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