(Vatican City) - The Vatican today announced that anyone attempting to ordain a woman into the priesthood would be excommunicated, as would the woman herself. The decree was signed by Cardinal William "Misogy" Levada, prefect of the congre...
Rosebud, a Catholic College for woman in Pennsylvania, is facing hard times. Because of the need for more funds to keep it in business, the College President, Carol Avirgine, said that the College can maintain the mission and grow by including men.
In a bizarre mix of espionage, religion and sadism, an Italian trial of US CIA operatives began today with gripping testimony from a wife about her husband's torture.
ER Escober's The Givenchy Code and Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code have one thing in common: Vatican tried to ban both books. In Da Vinci Code's case, because it includes a Vatican coverup of an explosive theological secret: Jesus was married!...
Religion writers, who usually clean the toilets, were given the assignment of continuing the interrogation of Pope Benedick. The topic of this interview is the Catholic doctrine concerning homosexsuality.
Dear P4YG, My husband and I, both devout Roman Catholics, recently read about a Catholic Kama Sutra. Is there such a thing? What do you know about it? Will it be going to press soon? Will there be a DVD?! Please answer really soon! Breathless in Brestlova...
Vatican scientists have declared today that DNA testing has proved the exhumed remains that are currently lying in state in a church in San Giovanni Rotondo are not those of Saint Padre Pio.
Vatican - (Embalming Mess): In what has been described as a god awful embarrassment for the Vatican the exhumed body of stick martyr Padre Pio has suddenly sprouted breasts.
Pope Benedict admitted today to enjoying watching American television shows from his hotel room during his visit to the United States. While the Pontiff said that he did not enjoy reality shows such as American Idol, Survivor, or Big Brother, he did...
Back in the 70's and 80's NY Cardinal Egan was a lowly assistant bishop in charge of education in the NY archdiocese. He became famous among lay teachers for his tough negotiation of contracts. Egan actually told the NY Daily News that the ba...
Dear P4YG, I have been an obedient and scrupulously neu-erotic Roamin' catholic for many years. The new Vatican document, Dicendi Sexualis Excitiendibus, makes mention of many new sinful ways to violate the sixth commandment. I have tried to translate the latin footnotes but am still in a quandary about these sins and how to acquire, I mean, avoid these near occasions of sin. Might you be able...
VATICAN CITY - Ever budged in front of someone in a queue for the subway? You just hindered a child of God, sinner! Ever bragged about that homer you drilled at your last softball game? You just spoke boastful words, heathen! Ever stripped naked,...
(ROME) The Vatican has spoken out on the subject of the Seven Magnificent Deadly Sins, and has come up with a modernised version of 'things to go to Hell for'.
StallWallScrawl has sampled Catholic Stalls to bring you this Special Lenten Edition!:...
Melbourne, Australia - In Melbourne, Australia, a kid by the name of Hell has been told he cannot attend the Catholic School of his choice. It appears that the school is terrified that Hell may have actually produced Angels that will rival those of H...
Houston, Texas (Buddy Jesus Quarterly) - Based on the meteoric popularity of several current websites featuring eavesdropped actual conversations, televangelist Joel Osteen is launching a similar website of his own: overheardinconfessional.com
Who thought they would ever see Tony Blair change?...
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