StallWallScrawl: Special Lenten Addition

Written by Pointer

Sunday, 2 March 2008

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Monsignor Fletcher the Lecher: O where ,o where did that little altar boy go?

StallWallScrawl has sampled Catholic Stalls to bring you this Special Lenten Edition!:

A sacristy in Boston:God doth that altar boy filleth my chalice!

Keep your hands out of my cassock, Monsignor Fletcher the Lecher

A Catholic HS in Tucson:Fat Fatty Priests-Modeling Obesity for the Next Generation!

They'd bust Jesus for his hair too!

Hot Nuns warm my buns!

For a good time, Go to another school

Would Jesus join a Gay-Straight Alliance?

Fr Frederick "the Great" Titslesin's World Religion Class
Better than Sominex
(How Catholicism is superior to) World Religions
I'd rather take the gas pipe
root canal
a paper cut on the eye balls
Hot nun's bun warmer
Sr Butch's Gender Studies
Fr Flamer's Rectum-ry tour
Capt Humpy's Mounting Climbing class
Big Bother's survey of female nudes in art
Notsobig Nazi's strip search
The Fifth
Yeah, of Jack Daniel's

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