Washington DC: President Obama announced today that a home for the remaining 225 detainees held at Guantanamo Bay Cuba has been found. The Guantanamo prison facility will be closed by late January 2010. NASA has come to the rescue with a plan to r...
Washington DC: It was a slow news day in the capital, hence the newspaper headline "Greenland Icecap Melting." Never mind that the oceans have not risen substantially over the years! A few years earlier in response to a similar headline, Professor...
Washington DC: President Obama Twittered former President Bill Clinton and former Vice President Al Gore via his Blackberry, in March 2009. He asked them to "come to the White House and to use the back door, but not to sign in." (This information was...
London UK: British Football (Soccer) Fans in attendance at Wembley Stadium were sorely disappointed when a highly touted match between the Birmingham National Panthers (BNP) and the Cardiff Polar Bears (CPB) was suddenly cancelled. Everything sta...
Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky: The Propaganda Ministry police came and got Philbert and held him for questioning at the local office. No need to spend money for an airline ticket to San Francisco CA headquarters, they said "we need to reduce the current d...
Washington DC: President Obama held a news conference today. He made two brief announcements about ACORN members replacing his current security detail and the new Ministry of Propaganda. The president took no questions from the White House Press Corp...
Portsmouth UK: A World War II U-boat, the U-1020, surfaced off of Portsmouth. The German craft was escorted into the harbor by HMS Victory. Members of the British science establishment, MI6 agents and translators were summoned to interrogate Capt...
New York NY: Dr. Harpo Marx had to hurriedly leave the Abnormal Political Behavior Conference in San Francisco CA and fly to the east coast. He made stops in Baltimore MD, Washington DC and Brooklyn NY to interview prospective ACORN prostitutes. T...
San Francisco CA: A psychiatric conference concerned with why far left wing liberals behave the way they do, was convened at the Mission Bay Conference Center. The distinguished conference leader Dr. Harpo Marx (no relation to Karl) provided repo...
New York NY: Bernard Madoff's luxury penthouse apartment on the Upper East Side of Manhattan has been sold for $10 million to an anonymous Vegan Group. The group plans to convert the 4,000 square ft. duplex Condo located in a 12 story building (w...
Detroit MI: Hello sports fans this is Kevin of KCAR TV, broadcasting from the media booth at Ford Field. Tonight the 2009 American Football season kicks off with the Detroit Kibitzers Vs the St Louis Nudniks. As many local lions may remember from the 2008 season, the home team didn't win a single game! To liven things up a bit I have asked the lovely Britney to join me and describe some of the...
Gaza: A new school year is beginning in Gaza. United Nations (UN) officials approached the Hamas leadership about adding a Humanitarian Studies class to their Kindergarten through 12th Grade curricula. The UN suggesting classes is a part of their...
Red Light City: A sign of the current recession easing is that more jobs are becoming available due to a hard economic upturn and, as also reported in The Spoof, the old pros are retiring. The following want ad was spotted in a local newspaper. A...
Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky: At his retirement party, silly me Mrs. Macadamia, gave Philbert a copy of Spoofing for Dummies by Mark Lowton, the infamous Editor in Chief of TheSpoof.com. Since Philbert was already a punster, which is bad enough, the...
London UK: While doing some research on the famous author Sir Arthur Colyn Doyle, creator of Sherlock Ohms, a researcher found a hidden unpublished manuscript. The unearthed story begins with Mrs. Butterworth the housekeeper, who filters all of t...
San Francisco CA: SFPD received a strange 911 call emanating from a Gay Bathhouse in the downtown area of the city. Police Central immediately dispatched a patrol car to the scene. On arrival the officers found a chaotic crowd inside the bathhouse...
London UK: The Spoof writers annual picnic hosted an unexpected guest, namely Dr. Sigmund Freud. The rumor that the good doctor was invited by TheSpoof.com editor in chief and chief bottle washer was unfounded. Dr Freud, while using the London Und...
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