San Francisco CA: SFPD received a strange 911 call emanating from a Gay Bathhouse in the downtown area of the city.
Police Central immediately dispatched a patrol car to the scene. On arrival the officers found a chaotic crowd inside the bathhouse with the owner very upset. One of his patrons had his penis stuck in a smooth round hole in the shower's tile wall and couldn't remove it.
The officers were going to break up the tile wall to release the patron, but the owner went ballistic about that approach. Another officer came in with a chainsaw, causing the patron to turn red and faint. The penis in question released and the patron is now in a downtown hospital sporting a band aid.
On the way out of the bathhouse, one of the SFPD officers could not contain himself saying "my supervisor is not going to believe the report!"
