Red Light City: A sign of the current recession easing is that more jobs are becoming available due to a hard economic upturn and, as also reported in The Spoof, the old pros are retiring. The following want ad was spotted in a local newspaper.
A full time position is available in our shop with no street canvassing. Looking for that special person experienced in all facets of body work. Must have own tools and pass a company administered physical, but wardrobe is optional. Individual must satisfy all phases of the customer's requirements, from start to completion, without assistance. Individual may be required to provide training to subsequently hired personnel.
Top pay for that qualified individual including monthly health checkups. Retirement plan available, paid vacation and a five day work week. OEO and OSHA approved. Call Madam Lily at 1-800-555-BOOBS.