Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky: At his retirement party, silly me Mrs. Macadamia, gave Philbert a copy of Spoofing for Dummies by Mark Lowton, the infamous Editor in Chief of TheSpoof.com.
Since Philbert was already a punster, which is bad enough, the transition to spoofs was quite easy. Philbert began in earnest to write spoofs for up to 20 hours per day, monopolizing the desk top computer. He didn't shave or shower, candy wrappers and half eaten baloney sandwiches littered the floor of the den.
The one saving grace was that Philbert doesn't write stories sitting in his underwear, as he never had any clean underwear. He has been asked several times to join Spoofer's Anonymous, but constantly refused. Philbert has since been exiled to the garage, where he has a laptop computer, a cot, a Porta-Potty and fast food delivery twice a day (hamburgers and pizza).
As for you Mark, a London UK Barrister has been contacted about an Alienation of Affection law suit. The law suit papers are in the mail to The Spoof to sue your ass off, assuming that's possible based on the other spoof writers previously doing a pretty good job on it.
