Washington DC: President Obama held a news conference today. He made two brief announcements about ACORN members replacing his current security detail and the new Ministry of Propaganda. The president took no questions from the White House Press Corps.
ACORN members, recently thrown out of work, will be back on the federal payroll providing for the president's White House safety and security. They will shed their brown shirts for bright red shirts with a logo similar to one seen on a popular baking soda container. The displaced Secret Service agents are to be assigned to the Ministry of Propaganda in San Francisco CA to apprehend people who break wind in public.
The new landmark Ministry of Propaganda being planned for the left side of Constitution Avenue will have to be moved to San Francisco CA because of space constraints. Speaker Pelosi had Congress put $10 billion in the 2010 Federal Budget. She says an additional $5 billion can be gotten from the gay citizens of the city by the bay, who are all under taxed.
