Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky: The Propaganda Ministry police came and got Philbert and held him for questioning at the local office. No need to spend money for an airline ticket to San Francisco CA headquarters, they said "we need to reduce the current deficit."
Several hours of being beaten with a wet noodle and having to listen to Senator Al Franken's old Air America radio programs, Philbert readily confessed he was once a liberal, but never "sieging heil" to the Democratic Party line! Yes he said "once I actually voted for Jimmy Carter." Then "I grew up" he further admitted and joined Liberals Anonymous. (Since the interrogation was not held at headquarters the body cavity search was omitted.)
Liberals Anonymous showed me that the strange lever on the voting machine labeled REPUBLICAN actually had meaning. "I used it sparingly and my pee pee did not fall off. Mom, you were wrong," he said. Philbert further reflected that a wise aunt told him "measure your politicians by "the Hippocratic Oath of do no harm." He said "I became an Independent to stop the trashing of the US Constitution!"
The Propaganda Ministry police gave Philbert a bottle of Vodka, some bailout money, and then sent him home.
