Gaza: A new school year is beginning in Gaza. United Nations (UN) officials approached the Hamas leadership about adding a Humanitarian Studies class to their Kindergarten through 12th Grade curricula.
The UN suggesting classes is a part of their Aid to Underdeveloped Third World Dictators program. The Hamas leadership declined, citing that the students were already challenged and overloaded with the following classes.
Terrorism Basics; Preparing a Homicide Belt; AK-47 Rifle Range Training; Car Bomb Theory and Implementation; Katyusha Rocket Fundamentals; Rocket Propelled Grenade Launchers; The Proper Use of Human Shields; How to Conceal Yourself in a Burka; Hands on Tunnel Building; and Propaganda for the World Media.
As the UN officials were leaving to journey to Iran, they asked about returning next year. The Hamas leadership sighed and said "that depends on whether we are still here or not!"