New York NY: Dr. Harpo Marx had to hurriedly leave the Abnormal Political Behavior Conference in San Francisco CA and fly to the east coast. He made stops in Baltimore MD, Washington DC and Brooklyn NY to interview prospective ACORN prostitutes.
The good doctor is writing another paper called Politics and Prostitution, is there really a difference? The premise of the paper is that both politicians and prostitutes sell their bodies for money. Dr. Marx made it very clear that he was only talking about voluntary politicians and prostitutes not kidnapped sex slaves or White House interns.
Two working girls Dr Marx interviewed, Poly Nomial and Chrys Anthemum, are pavement princesses making ends meet on their backs. They were at ACORN offices looking for permanent places to lay their bones so that men could jump on their bones! These ladies reinforced the doctor's contention that both prostitutes and politicians are interested in screwing the public using taxpayer's money.
Dr. Marx was astounded to learn that the central location of the ACORN chicken ranch or bunny farm was in San Francisco CA. He bolted out the door to catch an airplane, before determining if the tainted ladies meant a brothel or political party headquarters.